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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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Tiana and Naveen today Naveen: Oh, your name is Holly? It's the perfect time of year for you, then! We will deck the halls with you!
Tiana: -laughs- Oh, Naveen. Isn't he funny? -lowers voice- You don't have to laugh at that awful joke, sugar. I only laugh because I love him.
Naveen: (to me) And that's why I eat her cooking.
Tiana: . . .
Naveen: . . .
Naveen: Oh god I'm sleeping on the couch tonight
Tiana: Got that right, mister
Naveen: I am in the doghouse
Tiana: THE FROGHOUSE

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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falloutdallon:

infamymonster:

takingthegreyhound:

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”

I want to work at Disney



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